pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

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snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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manhubofficial:

dancing in public:

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dancing in the shower:image

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watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

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makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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